Private Resort, released in theaters on May 3, 1985, is a teen comedy that offers a nostalgic look back at the genre’s heyday. While it may not be a cinematic masterpiece, the film’s ensemble cast and light-hearted, often raunchy humor provide a certain entertainment value.
The plot revolves around two college students, Ben (Rob Morrow) and Jack (Johnny Depp), who spend their spring break at a luxurious Miami resort. Their primary goal: to meet and romance the attractive women at the resort. The film follows their various escapades and misadventures as they navigate this pursuit. Depp and Morrow showcase an early on-screen chemistry, effectively portraying the typical young and hormone-driven protagonists of the era.
Hector Elizondo adds a touch of seasoned comedic talent as “The Maestro,” a jewel thief whose plans inadvertently intertwine with the boys’ shenanigans. Elizondo’s performance brings a welcome level of sophistication to the film’s otherwise often zany humor.
Leslie Easterbrook (Police Academy) and Michael Bowen (Valley Girl) contribute to the film’s comedic tone with their respective roles, while Andrew Dice Clay, in a smaller part, embodies a character that fits his stand-up persona.
Private Resort is a product of its time, embracing the tropes of 80s teen comedies, including slapstick humor, suggestive situations, and a focus on youthful escapades. The film’s setting, a glamorous resort, provides an ideal backdrop for the various comedic set pieces and showcases the fashion and style of the era.
Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp in Private Resort (Photo/Tri-Star Pictures)
Reception for Private Resort
Private Resort grossed $163,704 on its opening weekend, finishing in 13th place. Code of Silence ($5.5 million) starring Chuck Norris was the No. 1 film of the weekend.
The film would gross $331,816 in its short theatrical run, but would become a cult classic thanks in part to the success of its stars.
Legacy
While Private Resort may not have aged as gracefully as some other films from the decade, it offers a glimpse into the early careers of Depp and Morrow and provides a dose of nostalgic entertainment for fans of 80s comedies. Its light-hearted tone and ensemble cast make it a passable, if not particularly memorable, entry in the genre.
Theatrical Poster for Private Resort starring Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow (Photo/Tri-Star Pictures)
